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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone)

catieewebster:

roadxzombie:

milkshake1378:

chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

this is really, really important

Wow….perfect. The old paint…..

I haven’t seen this guys stuff for months but this still hits me as hard as ever

Always repost! I love this so much!!!

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)

dajo42:

croacaine:

dajo42:

the other night at erin’s house we were watching a film in which a blowjob happened and i basically said “blowjobs are overrated… blowverrated” i literally cannot stop making puns my puns are unstoppable… punstoppablE FUCK

QUICK, FIND THE PUNS A NEW HOST. THEY’vE OVERTAKEN YOU

i cant let this infection spread… i am the source… im puntient zero

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